“Mongeese” is a plural of mongoose — but it’s a non-standard plural. yomamajokes, laughpeople, jokes. There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. No, that won't work, he tried again: "To whom Despite being a relatively frequent topic, nobody seems to want to standardize on a plural form of “mongoose”, and the regular plural is not winning. The standard plural is mongooses, of course. Because of this, the joke plural sees just enough use to be not so much of a joke. There's an old Italian joke where a man doesn't know if the plural for "Belga" (a person from Belgium) is "Belghi" or "Belgi". The reason is that the ‘-goose’ in mongoose is not from the word goose/geese at all. I mean, two!") As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.” I mean, two!") Of course this needs formal study, and I welcome grant offers for the work. He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese." Read WHAT'S THE PLURAL OF MONGOOSE from the story Funny Jokes and Awesome Riddles by PapaSmurf333 (INACTIVE) with 603 reads. Also enclosed is the other mongoose … There's an old Italian joke where a man doesn't know if the plural for "Belga" (a person from Belgium) is "Belghi" or "Belgi". (also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun) Anzi due!" My friend and I were having a discussion about there being no snakes in Ireland because St. Patrick drove them out. There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. Anzi due!" I can't believe no one's replied with the old joke: A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter, the only problem, was that he didn't know the plural of 'Mongoose'. 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